Some questions for the new Deadspin owners:

When you say writers on the site will “write only about sports,” what do you mean by sports?
When you say sports, do you mean only what happens on the field?
If yes, that means Deadspin can never write about a trade or a coach being fired, correct?
If sports means just on-field stuff, does that mean the off-season hot stove leagues can't be covered?
If this is true, that means LeBron James’ decision would not have been covered on the site, correct?
If off-field activities are allowed to be covered, what is the line between sports and non-sports?
Who draws that line?
Does the president’s appearance at a baseball game constitute sports?
If it does, does the crowd’s reaction to him count as sports?
Do the president’s comments at a rally about NFL players deciding not to stand count as sports?
Does fan behavior count as sports?
If not, does that mean Deadspin can't run any more stories about Buffalo Bills fans being idiots at tailgate parties?
One of the most important stories Deadspin ever ran was the Manti Te'o expose. Would that count as “sports” under this new directive?
Does commentary on sports media constitute sports?
If an athlete is arrested for domestic violence or rape or murder, will you cover it?
What if a former athlete is arrested after retirement?
If you owned Deadspin in 1994, would you have allowed writers to discuss the O.J. Simpson case?
If you owned Deadspin in 1947, would you have allowed writers to discuss Jackie Robinson’s debut?
Will Colin Kaepernick’s status be a topic that’s allowed?
Why on earth do you allow autoplay videos with the volume turned on?
If you owned Deadspin in the 1960s, how would you have covered Muhammad Ali?
If a conservative athlete speaks in defense of the president, will your writers be allowed to discuss that?
If Clay Travis or Ben Shapiro criticize your decision and bring their legions of followers to your site to protest your decision to not cover a conservative voice, will you give them a platform?
Can writers talk about the non-sports elements of a game? Can the halftime act of the Super Bowl be discussed?
If your site existed in 1991, would a writer have been allowed to praise Whitney Houston’s national anthem? Or is that “not sports”?
Have you literally ever read the site you own?